The way to a man’s heart is on your bare knees. – Fashion Designer

Did you know that if you keep a clove of garlic in your ear a Vampire will never try to bite you?

In a study published by Mintel, 58% of adults drink non-dairy milk. I prefer breast milk.

When sneakerheads have bad breath it smells like foot odor.

It’s hard to find Kanye West albums in a record store until you look under God.

I brush and floss religiously like people go to Church. Only on Sundays.

Humans are in captivity, they just don’t know it yet.