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When someone goes into a coma their first thought is, “I thought I was going to die.”
Scientists are now saying that the way COVID-19 is spreading between children is when they pick their nose and share it with friends.
When you fight with your partner in a bubble bath, it’s a soap opera.
Mike Tyson says if COVID-19 comes near him he’s going to punch it out. No one has told Mike yet that it’ll be inside him when he notices it. We look forward to the Mike Tyson vs Mike Tyson fight.
What do you call someone that’s always at the right place at the right time?
An asshole. They’re ruining it for the rest of us.
Why do we drink cows milk instead of breast milk from humans? Because we never liked the taste as babies.
What’s the most popular hairstyle promoted by Tinder users? Bedhead.